Okay, so this will probably seem like a ridiculous post, but I don't care.  Me and Daddy are going to the zoo next month and I am BEYOND excited.  I haven't been there in forever and I'm almost peeing myself to go. :)  I've been dreaming about it almost every night and imagining it all out in my head.  It's a small zoo we're going to, a ways off from the house.  It isn't nearly as big as the Philly Zoo, but I don't mind.  Smaller zoo=less people.  Anyways,  in my head, I imagine the day going something like this:

I'll wake up, and stretch and yawn.  I will wait for Daddy to come get me and get me into a fresh diaper.  We'll go downstairs, and Daddy will make some delicious breakfast creation for himself, and for me?  My favorite of course!  Green eggs and ham!!  Daddy makes the best breakfast.  He'll read the news while I watch cartoons and eat in my high chair.  After I finish downing the last of my juice, Daddy will clean me up a bit, and send me off to the bathroom to brush my teeth and comb my hair. (I have to make my pony tails myself cause Daddy's fingers are too big. Hehe!)  Once Daddy thinks I look presentable, we pack our lunches: PB&J for me and a turkey sub for him!  Then he slips a couple extra diapers in just in case, even though I promised to try and be super good and hold it.  After some sunscreen and one last check to make sure we have everything, we head out the door!  Daddy straps me in and puts my pacifier in my mouth and we drive the scenic route to the zoo.  By the time we get there, I'm nearly bouncing out of my seat.  Daddy helps me get out and grabs my hand before I can make a break for the entrance.  One look from him puts me on my best behaviour and I wait as patiently as I can for him to get our things out of the car.  He pays, and we FINALLY get to go in.  I'm not exactly sure what animals will be there, but I'll tell you guys as soon as I find out.  We walk around and see the exotic animals, and I take all kinds of neat pictures.  Me and Daddy hold hands the whole time, you see, that's Daddy's biggest rule; No running off.  But after an hour or so, we make our way to the petting zoo!  These animals aren't quite as exciting as the otters or the wolves, but we get to feed them animal food from an ice cream cone!!  We spend about half an hour in there, and when we're done, Daddy makes sure I scrub my hands really good and put on sanitizer so I'm good and clean for lunch.  We go out by the trees where there are lots of picnic tables.  It's beautiful.  The trees provide good shade, there is a cool breeze, and the scent of the creek flowing behind us is floating in the air.  We unpack and have a delicious and fun time eating.  Daddy even lets me play in the creek for a while! (As long as I stay in sight of course!) After we were finished, we packed up and decided to go to the gift shop.  We spent a little while in there and right before we were ready to go, Daddy suprised me with a stuffed giraffe!  I couldn't believe it!  I have wanted one for so long!  I will name him Ossy.  I love him already.  I give Daddy a big kiss and squeel "Thank you Daddy!!!!" at the top of my lungs.  You can imagine the cashier's face.  So me and Daddy went back out to the parking lot and put everything back into the car.  He buckles me in and puts my pacifier back in, handing me Ossy.  After a few minutes of driving, Daddy asks if his little girl had fun.  When he gets no response, he turns and looks to check on me.  The day was filled to the brim with excitement, and it had proved too much for a little like me.  I was already fast asleep.

Today was lotsa fun!!  I spented the whole day with my daddy and we played games and went to the park!  I was only bad a little today so I only gots spanked one little time. But then I was a good girl and Daddy was super happy.  We wented to the store and I gots a new colouring book!!!  And we looked at new dummies and i sawed one with a giraffe on it!!! He said MAYBE if Im super duper good for a while, we can go back for it.  I cant wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   I gotsa be the bestest little girl Daddys ever seen!  Ill tells you guys if I get it.  I love my daddy. Byes!